The creator of the Sham Wow:

A true rags to riches story.

The stupid criminal hall of shame.

STUPID-CRIMINAL HALL OF SHAM:

Kentucky: Two men tried to pull the front off a cash machine by running a chain from the machine to the bumper of their pickup truck. Instead of pulling the front panel off the machine, though, they pulled the bumper off their truck. Scared, they left the scene a...

Why use shampoo...

...when you can use real poo?

What is it called when a person pretends to use the toilet.

A sham poo.

That's a nice sham you've got there. It would be a shame if somebody...

added an e.

My boyfriend bought me a diamond ring

The stone was cut in the shape of a four leaf clover. I wore it all the time to show how much it meant to me.

One day, I got curious and had it valued at a jeweller's. Unfortunately they told me that my boyfriend had been swindled, as the diamond was actually a cubic zirconia.

It was ...

Trump Advisor: "You should't have called Putin to congratulate him on winning a sham election...."

Trump: "Why not? He called to congratulate me!"

What's the difference between Prosecco and a fake injury?

One's sham-pain and the other's a sparkling Italian white wine

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I realised the other day that I was using fake shit on my hair.

That's why I stopped using sham-poo.

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What do you call crap that cleans?

Shampoo

A joke for St. Patricks Day

An Irishman, by the name of O'Malley proposed to his girl on St. Patrick's Day. He gave her a ring with a synthetic diamond. The excited young lass showed it to her father, a jeweler. He took one look at it and saw it wasn't real.

The young lass on learning it wasn't real returned to her futu...

What do you get when you cross Vince Offer and Dwayne Johnson?

A ShamRock

I thought the fixture was perfectly level,

but the wedge beneath proved to be a Sham!

Did you hear that Goop's new line of hair care products made from guano turned out to be fake?

It was *sham*poo.

What do you call it when lies come out of your ass?

Sham poo

Pillow cases are just tiny duvets!

Wake up sheeple, you're living with a pillow sham!

One time some guy on the street tried to sell me a magical pillow case.

Turns out it was just a sham.

A sketchy dude was trying to sell me an elaborate pillowcase.

Turns out it was a sham.

If you ate a ShamWow what would come out?

Shampoo

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Sometimes I tell everyone I'm going for a shit, then sneak off and wash my hair instead.

I have a sham-poo

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Al the Irish jokes I've heard - Irish this sub a happy St. Patrick's Day!:

* What do you get when you cross a 4 leaf clover with poison ivy? A rash of good luck.
* What do you call a fake Irish stone? A shamrock.
* Why shouldn't you iron a 4-leaf clover? You'd be pressing your luck.
* What instrument did the diva musician play on St. Patrick's day? Brag-pipes....

Watch out for those St. Patrick's Day scammers

Just had a guy try to sell me a piece of stone he said was from Ireland and kissed by St Patrick. When I looked underneath it said 'Made in China.

Obviously a sham rock.

I washed my hair with poo tonight.

I've been using shampoo for years, just think how good it will look with the real thing.

The other day I thought I found a real velvet pillowcase...

...but it turned out it was just a sham.

I told my wife I can’t find the matching decorative pillow case...

She said it’s a sham.

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A man is in a terrible marriage

his wife is a nag, they fight all the time, and the fire has gone out. He goes to a pet store to look for a companion. He's thinking a dog would be good company, but the man behind the counter comes up to him, recognizing the despair the customer is in.

"Hey buddy, I have just the thing for y...

I just bought this hair product that uses bat guano.

It's supposed to get rid of dandruff, but it didn't work!

Turns out it's just sham poo.

Did to hear about the guy who pretended to wash his hair with excrement?

It was actually sham-poo.

*thunderous applause*

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I want to create an app called ShamWow...

I want to create an app called ShamWow, it tells you if certain online products are a Sham or a Wow that's a deal.

I met a disgruntled farmer in the pub today

“You look disgruntled,” I said. “What’s the story?”

“I ordered a couple of tons of manure,” he replied gloomily. “It arrived today.”

“Is that bad?”

“Well, you see, it was fake.”

“Fake?”

“Yes, fake manure.”

“I didn’t even know that was a thing.”

“Well,...

A professional golfer was...

angry when a man claimed his gorilla played better golf than the pro did. Betting $10,000 to prove it, the pro teed up on a par five and hit a beautiful shot down the centre of the green.

The man pulled his gorilla out of a cage and handed him a club. Pointing to the where the hole was, he ...

What do you call a counterfeit cow?

Sham moo.

Why can't you ever trust pillowcase salesmen?

Because it might be a *sham*

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Where do people keep their shampoo?

In their shambutt.

What do you call it when an Irish band is caught lip syncing?

Sham rock.

My friend said he recreated the Wow! Signal, but it was fake.

It was a Sham Wow!

What is a soccer player's favorite drink?

Sham-pain.

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