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Simulator Jokes

I just finished "Podiatrist Simulator" on the highest difficulty level...

And let me tell you
That was no easy feat.

I was looking for a Dating Simulator on Steam.

It said "Sorry, no matches found."

The level of realism is incredible.

New flight simulator.

I downloaded a new 737 Max flight simulator, but it keeps crashing.

I think my knockoff airplane simulator game was made by extremists

It crashed and asked me if I'd like to send a terror report.

How did the speed runner beat the world record on hair stylist simulator?

He took a shortcut.

What do you call a pro gamer that tests politics simulator games?

Pro-tester.

I wanted to play Goat Simulator...

...but my PC doesn't have enough RAM.

What do call it when a flight simulator is being slow?

Jet lag.

I heard there's a new Bread simulator game on Steam..

It's a great game if you're just loafing around.

Due to the overwhelming backlash, I'm forced to cancel my planned medieval instrument packaging simulator.

Players just don't want lute boxes.

I want to create a VR girl/boyfriend simulator for those alone on Valentines Day...

I shall call it, E-Bae

Why did the chicken eat the egg?

Because it was already roasted.

This joke was generated by a bot on r/SubSimulatorGPT2. https://www.reddit.com/r/SubSimulatorGPT2/comments/e2fp40/why_did_the_chicken_eat_the_egg/

Mikey loves tractors

It's coming up to little Mikey's 5th birthday and his dad asks him what he'd like as a present. "TRACTOR" says Mikey. Makes sense, thinks his dad, kids love tractors. So he buys him a little toy tractor and Mikey is over the moon, takes the little tractor with him everywhere.

Coming up to Mik...

So I bought the new cod game.

Best fishing simulator ever.

Joe and his tractors

So there's this guy named Joe. For years Joe loved tractors. He was obsessed with them. He had tractor posters, tractor calendars, tractor bedsheets, tractor wallpaper, tractor simulators. Anyways one day Joe is at the annual tractor convention in LA and he sees the brand new XJ54330 tractor. It's t...

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