Mime Jokes

One day, the head zookeeper pulls him aside to chat. He says, "Bobo, our silverback gorilla, the star attraction here at the zoo, has died. We don't want to lose the revenue, so we want to hire you to dress up in a gorilla suit and pretend to be Bobo. We'll pay you triple what you're making now."... read more

"Ah, say no more"

Must of been something i said

They did unspeakable things to me.

He committed an unspeakable crime

No one has heard from him since.

do they tell him he has the right to remain silent?

I can’t believe that after all these years, she never told me.

Because the pee is silent.

"Was it something I said?" Asks the son.

"Yes."

Must've been something I said

He's fine. It was just Fake Noose.

The mime, who has been down on his luck, begins to perform his act in the middle of the zoo. Just as a small crowd is beginning to gather, a couple of zookeepers come by and escort him away.

The zookeepers bring the mime to see the head zookeeper, who admits to the mime that recently their m... read more

Make some noise!

He did unspeakable things to me, and I haven’t heard from him since.

Because actions speak louder than words.

The one who won't shut up about it.

With a cordless phone.

He could do unspeakable things in the bedroom.

It was an unspeakable horror

I haven't seen him for years after he left without saying a word

He got caught thinking outside the box at his workplace.

They did unspeakable things to me.

An Englishman, Frenchman, Spanish man, and German man are watching the mime perform. The mime notices that they cannot see him very well. He places a box down and signals to the audience if they can see him.

"Yes"

"Oui"

"Sí"

"Ja"

Haven’t heard from him since.

He still…has the right to remain silent.

...never to be heard from again.

Hand jobs were the worst.

A traveling theater company boards a ship to the Pacific. The ship sinks and three men find themselves in a lifeboat: Francois the mime, Leo the juggler, and Thomas the producer.

Leo and Francois have always been best friends, but Francois has lost a lot of blood in the wreck and doesn't have... read more

But you just never hear about it.

Very effective unmute option.

The hours were flexible, and people paid him to act. He figured it was a good gig, so he went along with it. He did it for weeks and weeks, until one day the manager pull him inside. The mime was a bit worried, but he shrugged it off. The manager, looking panicked, said that, recently, the zoo's gre... read more

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..and they did some unspeakable things to me.

The men have bad eyesight so they are squinting through the whole performance.
The mime sees their problem and stops the show and moves them to the front row. He then ask, "Can you see me now?"
The men Respond:
YES
OUI
SI
JA

She will show you the door.

I guess it was something I said.

Nobody heard about it

You never hear them coming.

Gesticular cancer.

They just don’t communicate.

He is very good at his job and is well liked by the guests of the zoo. One day, the zoo's famous orangutan dies suddenly. Not wanting to close the exhibit, the zoo approaches Dave with a proposition. Dave is to dress up in a realistic orangutan suit and pretend to be the orangutan, until the zoo can... read more

is you don’t talk about mime club.

They committed unspeakable acts of violence against him.

The glass ceiling.

And oh hell yeah I said something. I didn't want them to think I was a mime.

You ask why.

Because they don't say a word when questioned.

His larynx was crushed during the fall.

Nothing

(My mom told me this one)

He doesn't like to talk about it.

I call myself Gnat. Cause I'm a silent G.

I said I'd rather not talk about it.

One turns to the other and says

Haven't heard from him since.

HAHAHALOLOLOO SO FUNNY SOMEONE PLZ KILL ME

Everyone was left speechless

Because they just can't think outside the box !

The police also said that the criminal have done unspeakable things

Would it be an unspeakable act of terrorism?