I bought a new book yesterday. It's the Biography of Jimmy Scotch, the inventor of "Scotch Tape"
Unfortunately I couldn't find the beginning.
I had this problem where the cap wouldn't stay on my whiskey bottle.
So I fixed it with scotch tape.
This joke may contain profanity. 🤔
A guy walks into a pharmacy store
and goes up to the counter and asks the lady at the register where he can find the tampons at. "Aisle 7" she replies. He returns ten minutes later with some string, a roll of scotch tape, and a bag of cotton balls. The lady at the register goes "what in the heck, i thought you were getting tampons?"...
What do you call a cassette single of The Proclaimers' hit "I'm Gonna Be (500 Miles)"?