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Scotch Tape Jokes

If Scotch Tape is indispensable

How do you use it?

Why are so many people interested in scotch tape?

Its fasten-aiding.

I bought a new book yesterday. It's the Biography of Jimmy Scotch, the inventor of "Scotch Tape"

Unfortunately I couldn't find the beginning.

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How do people find true love…

How in the god’s name do people find true love…
I can’t even find the end of a crappy scotch tape.

What do you call a cassette single of The Proclaimers' hit "I'm Gonna Be (500 Miles)"?

Scotch tape.

I had this problem where the cap wouldn't stay on my whiskey bottle.

So I fixed it with scotch tape.

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A man is driving home one night and almost falls asleep while driving...

"God dammit," he thought, "I'll never be able to stay awake on the road, and I don't have money for a motel. I'm not gonna risk it, I'll just pull over to the side of the road and take a little nap."

He parks his car just outside of a park, and kicks his seat back. "I don't need much, maybe j...

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A guy walks into a pharmacy store

and goes up to the counter and asks the lady at the register where he can find the tampons at. "Aisle 7" she replies. He returns ten minutes later with some string, a roll of scotch tape, and a bag of cotton balls. The lady at the register goes "what in the heck, i thought you were getting tampons?"...

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