A new Russian "recruit" goes to the Armory to get his weapons.
The armorer looks around, and seeing there are no guns left, hand the soldier a broomstick.
"But Comrade!" complains the recruit. "The enemy have real guns! How will this help me?"
The armorer says to him, "Just point this at them and say 'Bang Bang Bang!' It will work."
Yoda and Luke are walking through the swamp. Part of their usual training course involves shimmying along a cliff ledge, but today, there’s a long break in the ledge they can’t cross. “Something for this I have.” Yoda says.
He reaches into his bag and takes out a bunch of regular dinner table forks and a roll of duct tape.
He tapes several forks together to make a bridge and lays it down, allowing the two of them to get across.
When they get back to Yoda’s hovel, they find that some creature has chewed a ...
i told my kids that at their age i had to watch VHS tapes on school safety
and they said: "what's school safety?"
I was going through my old CDs and casset tapes.
I was on a journey of self-discography.
If a person who reads lots of books is a bookworm, what do you call a person who listens to lots of tapes?
I was watching the Ted Bundy tapes on Netflix
When he was first arrested, the police departments from the different states got together in a hotel to have a conference and share knowledge with each other.
It was the world’s first Ted Talk.
Netflix tried to get the Jeffrey Dahmer tapes...
...but it was going to cost them an arm *and* a leg.
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My girlfriend said she likes tapes and CDs
So i taped my dick to her forehead so that she could see these........