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Bootleg Jokes

What do you call a place to buy bootleg horror movies?

A Spookeasy

Who knew that water gave good bootlegging advice

In case you die, hide your gin money outside.

I got a bootleg copy of "Alien vs Predator"

It was just some Mexican guy fighting a priest!

As a bootleg vet, I get asked to turn cats into dogs

it's a ruff job.

8 letter word for the somewhat-outdated practice by male prisoners of giving their female co-criminals first pick at the bootleg weapons?

Shivalry.

This joke may contain profanity. 🤔

Why did the dyslexic employee at the concession stand at the movie theatre get arrested?

For bootlegging copporn !!!

Levi’s is sueing a smaller company over pants

It’s because they tried to sell bootleg jeans

An American, Russian and Malaysian are having a conversation

The American says: "We have the best stealth planes ever. We can fly our B-2 stealth bomber over Beijing and the Chinese will never see."

The Russian, not willing to be out done, says "We also have good stealth planes, so stealthy like Khrushchev and very accurate. 100% not bootleg."

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