I made a vinyl disc with grooves in 2 minutes.

I think that’s a record.

My grandmother was a founding pioneer for the Weathertech products.

She had clear vinyl on her furniture

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A guy goes into a record shop

and says "do you have any sound effects albums of insect noises? Crickets, cicadas, beetles, that sort of thing?"

Store guy: "yeah only this second hand vinyl, should be perfect though."

Guy buys the record but he's back to the shop within the hour, says "sorry mate this record is no...

I opened a record/DJ store in Israel but it went out of business.

Maybe “The Vinyl Solution” wasn’t the best choice of name

Apparently the world's fastest vinyl turntable has been built.

It's a record breaker

You hear of the dyslexic Satanist?

They play their vinyl records forward.

I’ve decided I want the title for most vinyls shattered in a nanosecond.

I’ll be breaking records in no time!

What do you call a clock made out of records?

Its the vinyl countdown

I tried to open a record/ DJ shop in Israel.

I probably shouldn’t have named it Vinyl Solution.

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Why do Nazis love Vinyls?

Cause you can turn the tables from 45 to 33.

I've decided I'm going to start collecting records. It's my desicion,

and that's vinyl!

That’s it; I’ve given up on buying CDs and MP3s. From now on, I will only buy records.

And that’s vinyl.

What do you get when you cross an 80's pop star and a cheap floor covering?

Vinyl Ritchie.

If a tree falls in the forest and no one is around to hear it,

A hipster already has it on Vinyl.

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A manic depressive horse named John

There once was a manic depressive horse named John. He was drinking away his problems in a bar that was popular among the local animals because they didn't card. You see, ever since he was a young colt, John used music to deal with his emotions. He started off with a vinyl record of The Beatles' *Re...

People under 30’s never owned a vinyl record. They don’t know what’s like.

They don’t know what’s like.

They don’t know what’s like.

A man walks into a record store...

A man walks into a record store, looking confused. The owner approaches him:
"Hey, you seem a little lost. Can I show you where anything is?"
"Uh yes, actually.", the man replies, "I'm looking for some classical music, as I've never listened to it before."
"Oh, well we have a vast var...

A man tries to rob a record store...

... by stealing many valuable vinyls. However, a sharp-eyed-shopper caught him in the act. He shouted out, "Hey! This guy's trying to shoplift!" to the rest of the store. The thief tried to run away, but the shopper grabbed a record and threw it at the man, knocking him over. Several other shoppers ...

How many hipsters does it take to change a lightbulb?

Oh, I have that vinyl at home.

A girl wants to go to the concert...

She asked her dad for his permission, and he said, "no, but you can buy the album, and that's vinyl."

The band Europe is rereleasing their greatest hits on records.

It's the vinyl countdown.

Two blonde women renovating a house...

There are 2 blonde women that decide to buy and renovate a house. The 1st thing they decide is to replace the vinyl siding. So they're working away and the 1st is watching the other and notices that she takes nail out of her tool belt, looks at it, uses it to nail up the siding, takes another nail...

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