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Cellophane Jokes

Did you hear about the new music group Cellophane?

They mostly wrap.

A man walks into his psychiatrist office dress in nothing but cellophane.

The psychiatrist takes one look and says “ Clearly I can see your nuts!”

A man starts wearing cellophane pants around the house.

At first, his wife doesn't mind, since it's in the privacy of their own home, but pretty soon he starts wearing the cellophane pants outside of the house. She makes him go to a psychiatrist and the guy says "Doc, you've got to help me I can't stop wearing these cellophane pants." And the doctor repl...

I had a brilliant plan to cover my neighbor's farm in plastic to destroy his business, but when I returned from the store with the cellophane, he had already enveloped my farm entirely with Reynolds wrap.

It seems my plot was foiled.

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Man walks into Dr.’s office

A man walks into a doctor’s office. He is completely nude and wrapped in cellophane. He says “Doctor, doctor, Please help me! There’s something wrong with me….”

The doctor stops, looks him up and down, and responds “ah yes, I can clearly see your nuts”.

My grandpa's favorite joke

A man runs into a psychiatrist's office exclaiming that he has gone crazy. The psychiatrist asks this random fellow why he thinks he is crazy, to which the man retorts, "I've been wearing cellophane underwear for the past week!" The psychiatrist, in slight disbelief, asks the man to prove it. The ma...

This naked man walks into a psychiatrist's office ...

He is naked except that he is completely wrapped in head to toe with cellophane. He says, "First impression, doc, am I crazy?"

The doctor says, "Well, normally I don't like making rash diagnoses but in this case it is sooo obvious. Everyone in my entire office can see your nuts."

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A man wakes up one morning...

He rolls out of bed and begins to wrap himself in cellophane.

The man, completely cocooned in cellophane, hops into his car and begins to drive himself to the local psychiatrist's office.

He walks into the psychiatrist's office and says:

"Doctor, I haven't been thinking right ...

My dad says he hates surprises...

So I wrapped all his Christmas presents in cellophane.

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