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Cassette Jokes

Cassette tapes have side A and side B…

… so it’s only logical their successor would be the CD.

What did the old married cassette tape say to his wife back in “92?

Now we can retire, It will be nice to relax and rewind

Last night I played a blank cassette tape at full blast.

The mime next door went nuts.

The Inventor of the Cassette Tape Died This Week...

But his memory will never be erased.

It will get a bit fuzzy over time though.

Why did the chicken take out the cassette?

To get to the other side

A young man was walking through his neighborhood selling old cassette tapes

Comes across a man who is listening to music on his MP3 player. He proceeds to ask the man if he would like to buy some of his tapes. The conversation played out like this:


boy- excuse me sir, are you interested in buying any of these tapes from me?

man- no thank you, as you can se...

Why rivers are never viewed on dvd or video cassette?

Because they are always streaming.

Underwear is like a cassette tape.

There's Side A & Side B

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I have been looking for a download of an album I used to have on cassette tape.

Anyone have at link to "Head Cleaner Kit"?

What do you call a cassette single of The Proclaimers' hit "I'm Gonna Be (500 Miles)"?

Scotch tape.

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So, there was this accordion player who just finished his 4th bar mitzvah of the week. He tossed his accordion in the back of his '92 Geo Metro hatchback and took off for home.

As he drove, he rolled the windows down (with a manual handcrank) because his air conditioning was broken.

He tried to play his favorite cassette tape, Polka Floyd, but the music screetched to a halt as the tape from the cassette got hopelessly tangled in the tape deck.

More than a li...

My girlfriend left me because I'm outdated.

Now I'm listening to the cassette tape I made for her while crying into my typewriter.

How many pain killers does it take to heal a Tape?

5 Per Cassette.

A doctor visited a mental patient in his room...

He found the patient in his bed lying on his side. He came closer and heard the patient singing a song.

Doctor: Wow, it looks like you’re getting better.
Patient: *continues to sing*

The doctor was very pleased. He continued to watch and listen to the patient. All of a sudden, the p...

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Wilson's nails

Wilson runs a nail factory and decides his business needs a bit of advertising. He has a chat with a friend who works in marketing and he offers to make a TV ad for Wilson's Nails.

"Give me a week," says the friend, "and I'll be back with a tape."

A week goes by and the marketing execu...

My 14yo son asked me what a corset was.

I told him a corset was like a cassette except instead of playing music, it squishes ladies intestines together.
My 8yo daughter then added, "That's why they have undigested babies."

(true story)

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A manic depressive horse named John

There once was a manic depressive horse named John. He was drinking away his problems in a bar that was popular among the local animals because they didn't card. You see, ever since he was a young colt, John used music to deal with his emotions. He started off with a vinyl record of The Beatles' *Re...

Revenge

A man goes into a store and starts looking around. He sees a washer and dryer, but there is no price listed on them. He asks the salesperson, "How much is the washer and dryer?"

"Five dollars for both of them," the sales guy says.

"Yeah right, you've got to be kidding me!" the man says...

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