Underwear is like a cassette tape.

There's Side A & Side B

Last night I played a blank cassette tape at full blast.

The mime next door went nuts.

Do you remember audio cassettes?

They had side A and B.

It was logical for it successor to be named CD.

A doctor visited a mental patient in his room...

He found the patient in his bed lying on his side. He came closer and heard the patient singing a song.

Doctor: Wow, it looks like you’re getting better.
Patient: *continues to sing*

The doctor was very pleased. He continued to watch and listen to the patient. All of a sudden, the p...

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I have been looking for a download of an album I used to have on cassette tape.

Anyone have at link to "Head Cleaner Kit"?

Why rivers are never viewed on dvd or video cassette?

Because they are always streaming.

What do you call a cassette single of The Proclaimers' hit "I'm Gonna Be (500 Miles)"?

Scotch tape.

My girlfriend left me because I'm outdated.

Now I'm listening to the cassette tape I made for her while crying into my typewriter.

How many pain killers does it take to heal a Tape?

5 Per Cassette.

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Wilson's nails

Wilson runs a nail factory and decides his business needs a bit of advertising. He has a chat with a friend who works in marketing and he offers to make a TV ad for Wilson's Nails.

"Give me a week," says the friend, "and I'll be back with a tape."

A week goes by and the marketing execu...

Revenge

A man goes into a store and starts looking around. He sees a washer and dryer, but there is no price listed on them. He asks the salesperson, "How much is the washer and dryer?"

"Five dollars for both of them," the sales guy says.

"Yeah right, you've got to be kidding me!" the man says...

My 14yo son asked me what a corset was.

I told him a corset was like a cassette except instead of playing music, it squishes ladies intestines together.
My 8yo daughter then added, "That's why they have undigested babies."

(true story)

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