Three CEOs of car companies are kidnapped.

They are told to either pay $1bn for release, or attempt to escape 3 hazard-filled miles out of the city using any method of transportation they choose.

The first CEO asks for a Ford Mustang. He makes it one mile before being spotted by a group of snipers and eliminated.

The second CEO...

A British man walks into a French bar...

He sits down, exasperated and says "Scotch".

The barman looks baffled for a second but nonetheless complies with the request.

The man then, equally as baffled, asks "Why did you give me sellotape?"

(This one is for my French Redditors).

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