New 911 audio recordings of Chris Browns assault on Rihanna has been released to the public for the first time.

It’s called Chris Browns greatest hits.

My YouTube video with no audio just got taken down.

John Cage gave me a copyright strike.

Do you remember audio cassettes?

They had side A and B.

It was logical for it successor to be named CD.

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Masturbation makes you deaf

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What do you call an average audio system?

Stereotypical

I have a Polish friend who is an audio engineer.

And a Czech one too. Czech one too.

What did the Mexican say when he left the recording studio?

Audios.

I asked my friend what kind of car audio system he preferred and he said it didn't matter because they were all the same...

...apparently he has a problem with stereotypes.

An audio technician becomes a comedian

An audio technician is on stage at an open mic night in a comedy club.

He seems to be absolutely crushing the audience with witty and outrageous jokes.

At the end of his time he gets to do a mic drop.

That was the last night he ever did comedy.

The feedback ruined it.

If you're having any kind of problem, ask an audio engineer

They always give sound advice

I hate most stereotypes

But the LG LK72B XBOOM Audio System is my favourite

How to audio files say hi to one another?

They just .wav

You listen to an audio book that is 8 hours of silence.

At the very end, the narrator says “Oh, aloud?”

I was having issues getting my phone audio to connect to my car stereo

So I changed the name of my device to "Titanic".

Now its syncing.

I'm opening a store that only sells vaults for storing valuable items and high fidelity audio equipment

It's called Safe and Sound.

My audio editor keeps shutting down unexpectedly while I'm working.

The Audacity.

There are hundreds of features on a brand-new BMW; heated seats, bluetooth audio, laser-headlights, etc... Which among them goes completely ignored?

The turn signals.

I’m trying to remember that movie where the golden retriever becomes an audio technician...

Was it... Ear Bud?

What did the Spanish musician say after they left the sound booth?

Audios

What's a Star Wars fan's least favorite type of audio file?

A .midichlorian

What do you call an anti-aircraft gun that shoots high-quality digital audio files?

A .flac gun

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What do you get when you combine shitty, old commercials with audio files?

Aflac

I tried to make a living mixing audio files to the left and right

...but it didn't really pan out.

I have to say, I prefer audio books to written books

I don't know why. I guess they just really speak to me.

What is a caveman's favourite audio compression algorithm?

OGG

I recently found an audio bible narrated by James Earl Jones

Overall it was good, though the book of Luke seemed a bit forced

How did Kim Jong-Il begin his audio autobiography?

"Dear Reader"

Inaudible audiobook premium, only from me 9.99$/mo

Variety of inaudible audio books available from me in all known languages

I'm at a Mexican electronics store and the clerk asked me what kind of cables I was looking for.

I told him, "Audios."

He left and hasn't come back since.

How did the MP3 file say goodbye to the WAV file?

Audios.

A husband went to the sheriff’s department to report that his wife was missing.

Husband: My wife is missing. She went shopping yesterday and has not come home.

Sergeant: What is her height?

Husband: Gee, I’m not sure. A little over five-feet tall.

Sergeant: Weight?

Husband: Don’t know. Not slim, not really fat.

Sergeant: Color of eyes?

...

Someone broke into my car but they only stole the sound system.

It was grand theft audio.

I lost my moms audiobook

I lost my moms expensive audio book,

I’ll never hear the end Of it

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This guy walks into a Mercedes agency and asks for the top executive model.

Money is not an issue, but the car has to have everything installed. And he means EVERYTHING he is not joking. The company goes and install usb sockets for each passenger, a blue tooth operated coffee machine (with proper grinder, not that bullshit with capsules), a GPS tracking got each wheel and t...

Irish bank robbery

Once inside the bank shortly after midnight, their efforts at disabling the security system got underway immediately. The robbers, who expected to find one or two large safes filled with cash & valuables, were surprised to see hundreds of smaller safes throughout the bank.

The robbers c...

What do audiophiles like listening to?

Audio files.

Free Kittens

A pretty little girl named Suzy was standing on the sidewalk in front of her home. Next to her was a basket of furry animals; in her hand was a sign that read: FREE KITTENS. Suddenly a line of big black cars pulled up beside her. Out of the lead car stepped a tall grinning man. "Hi there little girl...

How do you milk a sheep and make a profit?

Remove the audio jack

The Nokia 3310 was ahead of its time...

Dust proof, water proof, had a nearly infinite battery life, indestructible, AND no audio jack!

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