Did you see the latest fashion trend is adhesive based dresses and suits?
From what I heard they’re a bit tacky.
What adhesive can I use to fix my brass instrument?
A tuba glue
Selling adhesives was the worst job I ever had.....
But I stuck with it anyways
What's an Eskimo's favorite adhesive?
What do a tuna, a piano, and a sheet of adhesive paper have in common?
You can tuna piano, but you can't piano a tuna!
I searched Reddit and this joke hasn't been posted.
USPS came out with a Donald Trump stamp. They were Yugely popular at first, but suddenly went out of circulation, because they wont stick to the envelopes.
This enraged the president, and he demanded a full investigation, blamed the democrats and JINA and the lame-stream media.
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One guy is playing tennis and gets hit hard on the penis, causing 'penile muscle trauma'. In agony, he addresses the doctor:
\- Doctor, see what you can do for me ... I will get married at the end of the week; my fiancee is a virgin and I cannot disappoint her.
\- Don't worry, I'll t...
Me: I was recently diagnosed with Hyphil. My Wife: What’s Hyphil?
Me: Hi, Phil Swift here with Flex Tape! The super-strong waterproof tape that can instantly patch, bond, seal, and repair! Flex tape is no ordinary tape; its triple thick adhesive virtually welds itself to the surface, instantly stopping the toughest leaks. Leaky pipes can cause major damage, but Fl...
3 years ago during my first reservists training
I am from Singapore and all relatively healthy males need to serve the army for 2 years and 10 reservist cycles
During my first reservists, many of our combat boots start to fall apart due to the adhesive hardening up and breaking apart, thus many of us have to walk to the store to purchase ...
So a man gets off work and is headed to his favorite diner for his favorite meal.
So one Friday, this guy gets off work and hes is really craving his usual Friday meal, some vegetable soup from his favorite diner. He arrives, sits down at his table and asks the waiter for the usual.
"One bowl of vegetable soup, please!" The waiter responds "I'm so sorry sir, but the gentle...
What's the difference between a piano, a tuna, and glue?
One is an instrument, one is a fish, and one is an adhesive.
Some Crazy Inventions That Never Got Patented
1. Underwater Hair dryer. 2. A parachute that opens on impact. 3. Non-stick glue. 4. A telescope that makes objects look further than they really are. 5. A microscope that makes objects look smaller than they really are. 6. A solar powered flash-light that only works during the day.<...
If you are fixing things around the house, don't use Gorilla Goo
The gorilla likes it, but the adhesive properties are nil.