Did you see the latest fashion trend is adhesive based dresses and suits?
From what I heard they’re a bit tacky.
Selling adhesives was the worst job I ever had.....
But I stuck with it anyways
What do a tuna, a piano, and a sheet of adhesive paper have in common?
You can tuna piano, but you can't piano a tuna!
The frog population in the Okeefenokee Swamp was declining...
Biologists determined it was due to the frogs inability to stay coupled while mating. They contacted an organic chemist at MIT who came up with a solution. He mixed some plasticizers with some adhesive and most importantly one part sodium. The concoction worked perfectly and the swamp was soon re-po...
What's an Eskimo's favorite adhesive?
I searched Reddit and this joke hasn't been posted.
USPS came out with a Donald Trump stamp. They were Yugely popular at first, but suddenly went out of circulation, because they wont stick to the envelopes.
This enraged the president, and he demanded a full investigation, blamed the democrats and JINA and the lame-stream media.
Me: I was recently diagnosed with Hyphil. My Wife: What’s Hyphil?
Me: Hi, Phil Swift here with Flex Tape! The super-strong waterproof tape that can instantly patch, bond, seal, and repair! Flex tape is no ordinary tape; its triple thick adhesive virtually welds itself to the surface, instantly stopping the toughest leaks. Leaky pipes can cause major damage, but Fl...
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One guy is playing tennis and gets hit hard on the penis, causing 'penile muscle trauma'. In agony, he addresses the doctor:
\- Doctor, see what you can do for me ... I will get married at the end of the week; my fiancee is a virgin and I cannot disappoint her.
\- Don't worry, I'll t...
3 years ago during my first reservists training
I am from Singapore and all relatively healthy males need to serve the army for 2 years and 10 reservist cycles
During my first reservists, many of our combat boots start to fall apart due to the adhesive hardening up and breaking apart, thus many of us have to walk to the store to purchase ...
What's the difference between a piano, a tuna, and glue?
One is an instrument, one is a fish, and one is an adhesive.
So a man gets off work and is headed to his favorite diner for his favorite meal.
So one Friday, this guy gets off work and hes is really craving his usual Friday meal, some vegetable soup from his favorite diner. He arrives, sits down at his table and asks the waiter for the usual.
"One bowl of vegetable soup, please!" The waiter responds "I'm so sorry sir, but the gentle...