Brand Name Jokes

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On a strong windy day it got blownapparte.

Trojans are a terrible name for a brand of condoms. Here's why: when you think of Trojans you think of the Trojan Horse. What's the Trojan Horse do? It sneaks past your defenses, then in the middle of the night it breaks open and a whole bunch of little dudes come spilling out of it. That's exactly ... read more

This is because historically, the walls of troy were known as indestructible and impossible to pass through like the modern day condoms.

However, much like the walls of troy, trojan condoms dont last long when there’s a horse involved

Unfortunately for him, Shatner Panties was a terrible brand name.

Hebrews It

Maybe Shatner Panties wasn't the best brand name

The business case was great. We hired excellent cleaners from the Filipines and elsewhere and placed them with clients. We had the perfect brand name, too:

Ethnic Cleansing

Dunno why it didn't take off.

A preacher's wife goes to the butcher.

The butcher asks if she'd like to try some damn ham.

The preacher's wife is shocked. The butcher explains that "Dam Ham" is the brand name of the meat and shows her the packaging with the beaver and dam logo.

That night, the preacher asks, ... read more