Safety Belt Jokes

He figures that his picture had been taken for exceeding the limit, even though he knows that he wasn’t speeding. Just to be sure, he circles the block and passes the exact same spot, driving even slower this time through. Again, the camera flashes. He thinks it is hilarious, since he was obviously ... read more

“did you know you were above the speed limit?” - the officer asks

“I’m so sorry, my speedometer is broken” - replies the man

“None sense” - says the mother in law - “I’ve been telling you for at least half an hour that you were driving too fast”

The officer continues- “also, are... read more

"License and registration please!" Says the police officer.

"But why did you stop us," says the husband.

"You've been running over 100 kilometers which is the limit," replies the officer.

"Did you make a mistake?" Says the husband, "I am sure i wasn't going over the limit".
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