Why do they have air conditioning in paralysis hospitals?

To keep the vegetables fresh

I now know the truth behind my sleep paralysis demon...

...it was trying to protect me from the movie cats.

Once in a small town, a man got a paralysis attack.

The doctor said he could possibly be bedridden for a long time. The expenses of the hospitalization put him and his wife in a bit of tension. Their son still had his entire life left in front of him. The son also looked very sad and scared.

The doctor, sympathized, and gave the son a lotto ti...

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So my friend told me about sleep paralysis..

I said that sounds like a fucking nightmare.

I've been having constant sleep paralysis

In my last 3 dreams I was in a wheelchair

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Day 1443 without sex.....

My sleep paralysis demon looked hot today.

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Tom: I know a man who has been married for twenty-five years and he spends every evening at home.

Dick: That's what i call love.

Tom: The doctor called it paralysis.

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