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Life Belt Jokes

My friend drowned, so at the funeral we got him a wreathe in the shape of a life belt

It’s what he would have wanted.

I've been to a mate's funeral today; he drowned last week...

I got a lot of abuse for my floral tribute in the shape of a life belt.

They said it was in bad taste but I think it's what he would have wanted.

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