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Rule Of Thumb Jokes

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What is a priest’s rule of thumb when picking a sex partner?

“If the grass isn’t growing, play ball!”

A rule of thumb for finding naked women in the Middle East:

Sikh, and you won't find.

A good rule of thumb is

It's opposable.

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True facts....

\*\*\*\*True Facts\*\*\*\*

1. IN the 1400s, a law was set forth in England that a man was allowed to beat his wife with a stick no thicker than his thumb, hence we have 'the rule of thumb'.

2. Many years ago, in Scotland, a new game was invented. It was ruled 'Gentlemen Only, Ladies Fo...

What is a good measure of how likely a girl is to let you f**k her in the ass?

Rule of thumb

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