I'm looking for a "rule of three" type joke for some German friends
I hear they like drei humour
One day, daughter shack came to Mama and Papa shack and told them that she wanted to be a comedian.
“But you're not funny," said Mama shack.
Seeing his daughter's roofline sag in disappointment, Papa shack spoke up. "Maybe we could get you a coach?"
Daughter shack smiled with joy, and as she left, Papa shack arranged for a coach.
The coach came, a part time tiler who pr...
There a a few things in life I simply cannot stand:
1. Lists 2. Speling arrers 3. The rule of threes
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So, there's a man crawling through the desert.
He'd decided to try his SUV in a little bit of cross-country travel, had great fun zooming over the badlands and through the sand, got lost, hit a big rock, and then he couldn't get it started again....
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A guy decides to go down on a prostitute for no reason…
He's having fun until he feels like he's got a piece of food stuck in his teeth. Sure enough, he pulls out a little bit of broccoli.
"That's strange, I don't remember the last time I ate broccoli."
He keeps going and again, something stuck in his teeth. Carrots.
"It's been a rea...