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The first rule of comedy is “The Rule of Threes”...

The second rule of comedy is “Subvert Expectations.”

"The rule of three" in joke-telling (non-joke)

Many jokes follow the rule of three, where you describe two normal situations to create a pattern and then shake it up for the third, creating the punchline. Since we're all so familiar with the format anyway, can't we just tell jokes with the "rule of two?" Is the second situation really necessary?

I'm looking for a "rule of three" type joke for some German friends

I hear they like drei humour

One day, daughter shack came to Mama and Papa shack and told them that she wanted to be a comedian.

“But you're not funny," said Mama shack.

Seeing his daughter's roofline sag in disappointment, Papa shack spoke up. "Maybe we could get you a coach?"

Daughter shack smiled with joy, and as she left, Papa shack arranged for a coach.

The coach came, a part time tiler who pr...

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A guy decides to go down on a prostitute for no reason…

He's having fun until he feels like he's got a piece of food stuck in his teeth. Sure enough, he pulls out a little bit of broccoli.

"That's strange, I don't remember the last time I ate broccoli."

He keeps going and again, something stuck in his teeth. Carrots.

"It's been a rea...

The longest joke in the world

From: http://longestjokeintheworld.com/

So, there's a man crawling through the desert.

He'd decided to try his SUV in a little bit of cross-country travel, had great fun zooming over the badlands and through the sand, got lost, hit a big rock, and then he couldn't get it started again....

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