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I hate when revolving doors move too fast

It's a pane in the ass

What’s black, white and red and can’t fit through a revolving door?

A nun with a javelin through her head.

Relationships are like revolving doors

You just have to find the right time to sneak in and out

Revolving doors must get frustrated.

They're always going around in circles

What does a revolving door and a pair of pantyhose have in common?

My grandma needs a lot of help getting out of them.

What do you say to a guy trying to hold open a revolving door?

Nothing. It'll hit him eventually.

Did you hear the one about the guy who invented revolving doors? [oc]

It was a revolutionary way to enter buildings!

A guy at my work caught a bug from a revolving door.

It's going around.

When people say they hate getting stuck in revolving doors:

I tell them, "you'll come around eventually!"

What did the monkey say when he caught his tail in the revolving door?

It won't be long now...

Going into IKEA before I felt bad but couldn't help laughing at an old couple who seemed to be confused about how to exit the revolving doors.

Anyways, two hours and 15 meatballs later I was wheeling my new dining set, garden furniture and flatpack coffee table out when I too found myself stuck in the revolving doors. Oh how the tables turned!

How to be polite.

I tried to be a gentleman today and hold the door for someone, Turns out it's not polite if it is a revolving door.

Confucius say...

...naked man running through revolving door at airport very likely going to Bangkok.

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Hold a door for a lady and you are called a Gentleman.

Hold a revolving door and people will call you an Asshole.

The watchman

Passing an office building late one night, the blonde saw a sign that read, "Press bell for night watchman." She did so, and after several minutes she heard the watchman clomping down the stairs.

The uniformed man proceeded to unlock first one gate, then another, shut down the alarm system, ...

Chuck Norris Compilation

Chuck Norris can lift up a chair with one hand... While he's sitting on it...

Chuck Norris can sit at the corner of a round table

Some magicans can walk on water, Chuck Norris can swim through land.

There used to be a street named after Chuck Norris, but it was changed because n...

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