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Locking Jokes

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I'm sexually attracted to metal boxes with locking systems.

But don't worry. It's safe sex.

What's worse than locking your keys in your car outside of an abortion clinic?

Having to go in and ask for a coathanger

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The Naked Cowboy

The Sheriff in a small town walks out in the street and sees a blond cowboy coming down the walk with nothing on but his cowboy hat, gun, and his boots, so he arrests him for indecent exposure.
As he is locking him up, he asks “Why in the world are you dressed like this?“
The Cowboy says,...

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What is a teenager's idea of safe sex?

Locking the car door

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What's the difference between getting the girlfriend pregnant and locking your keys in the car?

How pissed your wife gets when you explain the coat hanger.

I had doubts about buying a big metal cabinet with a locking door for my guns

It turned out to be a safe purchase.

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