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Airports Jokes

What kind of ice cream do they sell at airports

Plain ice cream

A man was always travelling by plane everywhere. Because of that, he spent so much time on airports he developed an illness.

It was terminal.

Why can’t you smoke at airports?

Cause it gives you terminal cancer.

Trump says: "The Continental Army… manned the air, it rammed the ramparts, it took over airports, it did everything it had to do." What, you don't believe they took over airports?

Surely you've heard of the Jefferson Airplane?

What do airports and single parents have in common?

You need to tend to your baggage at all times.

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