Why do French tanks have rear view mirrors?

So they can see the battlefield!

Why do Buddhists meditate in front of mirrors?

For optimal self reflection

I'm considering a job installing mirrors, the pay isn't great

But it's a job I can see myself doing

It’s crazy how expensive mirrors can be

They really make you reflect

I got a new job cleaning mirrors

It's something i can really see myself doing.

Yesterday I got stuck in a hall of mirrors

It was a day of reflection

Making mirrors sounds like a good job

It's definitely something i can see myself doing

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Women should think of the Penis like they should cars. They should be able to get from A to B on a daily basis, as safe and efficiently as possible, be easy to park in the garage without using the mirrors, and come with a load of kids if needed.

That being said, it is also nice to get a big black stretch limo for her birthday to make her feel special.

I’m thinking about learning how to make mirrors

It’s something I could really see myself doing

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Hear about the vampire who quit his job at the Amusement Park?

He used to set up the Hall of Mirrors but he just couldn't see himself doing it anymore.

As of today, possession of mirrors will be outlawed.

This decision comes after a lot of reflection.

A young man robbed a bank wearing a suit made of many mirrors, but he turned himself in after taking some time to reflect. Luckily, the judge was lenient...

...as he saw a lot of himself in the young man.

A woman gets out of the shower and looks at herself in the mirror

She walks past her husband reading the newspaper on the couch, and says, "I just looked at myself in the mirror and I look ugly as hell. How about a nice compliment to cheer me up?"


The husband takes one glance at his wife and replies, "Your eyesight is spot-on."

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Husband goes to a police station, says ‘My wife is missing!’

Husband goes to a police station...
“My wife is missing! She went out yesterday and has not come home...”

Sergeant at Police Station:
“What is her height?”

Husband:
“Gee, I'm not sure. A little over five-feet tall

Sergeant:
“Weight?”

Husband:
“Don't know. N...

Fun fact: French tanks in WWII had rear-veiw mirrors.

This allows them to see the frontline too.

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According to a news report...

a certain private school in Washington recently was faced with a unique problem. A number of 12-year-old girls were beginning to use lipstick and would put it on in the bathroom. That was fine, but after they put on their lipstick they would press their lips to the mirror leaving dozens of little li...

In News Today, a fight was started downtown by a man wearing a suit completely made of mirrors.....

The police said the man apologised once he had time to sit down and reflect.

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