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Mirrors Jokes

Why do french tanks have rearway mirrors?

So the drivers could see the battlefield.

I want a job cleaning mirrors....

It's just something I could really see myself doing.

A young man robbed a bank wearing a suit made of many mirrors

But he turned himself in after taking some time to reflect.

Luckily the judge was lenient as he saw a lot of himself in the young man.

I'm considering a job installing mirrors, the pay isn't great

But it's a job I can see myself doing

I redid my entire house with mirrors...

You could say it really reflects who I am.

I should clean mirrors for a living.

It's a profession I see myself in.

Why do Russian tanks have rear view mirrors?

So they can watch the Ukrainian tractors gaining on them!

I thought about posting this joke about mirrors

but I just can't see myself telling it

Telescopes use mirrors

Therefore we could be looking at space vampires and we'd never know it.

What nationality are best at cleaning mirrors?

Polish

Making mirrors sounds like a good job

It's definitely something i can see myself doing

I always wanted to work in a factory making mirrors,

but sadly right now, I can't see myself doing it..

Why do Buddhists meditate in front of mirrors?

For optimal self reflection

It’s crazy how expensive mirrors can be

They really make you reflect

Fun fact: French tanks in WWII had rear-veiw mirrors.

This allows them to see the frontline too.

Yesterday I got stuck in a hall of mirrors

It was a day of reflection

As of today, possession of mirrors will be outlawed.

This decision comes after a lot of reflection.

Mirrors

Skyping for schizophrenics

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Finally had sex in a hall of mirrors

I was fucking beside myself!

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Kiss The Mirror

A middle school for girls was faced with a unique problem. A number of girls were beginning to use lipstick and would put it on in the bathroom. That was fine, but after they put on their lipstick they would press their lips to the mirrors leaving dozens of little lip prints. Finally the principal d...

I only drink in Bars which have a lot of mirrors

Doctor has advised me to watch my drinking

I hate taking pictures of mirrors.

The pictures always come out with some a**hole in them.

I should look into selling mirrors for a living

That's a job I can see myself doing.

I decided to remove all the mirrors from my home.

Not a good idea on reflection

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Husband goes to a police station, says ‘My wife is missing!’

Husband goes to a police station...
“My wife is missing! She went out yesterday and has not come home...”

Sergeant at Police Station:
“What is her height?”

Husband:
“Gee, I'm not sure. A little over five-feet tall

Sergeant:
“Weight?”

Husband:
“Don't know. N...

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