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Telescopes use mirrors

Therefore we could be looking at space vampires and we'd never know it.

Why do French tanks have rear sight mirrors?

So the driver can see the battlefield

I always wanted to work in a factory making mirrors,

but sadly right now, I can't see myself doing it..

Why do Russian tanks have rear view mirrors?

So they can watch the Ukrainian tractors gaining on them!

I applied for a job hanging mirrors.

It's something I can see myself doing.

I'm considering a job installing mirrors, the pay isn't great

But it's a job I can see myself doing

Mirror Cleaner

I think I want a job cleaning mirrors. It's something I could really see myself doing!

Why do Buddhists meditate in front of mirrors?

For optimal self reflection

Making mirrors sounds like a good job

It's definitely something i can see myself doing

It’s crazy how expensive mirrors can be

They really make you reflect

Yesterday I got stuck in a hall of mirrors

It was a day of reflection

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Women should think of the Penis like they should cars. They should be able to get from A to B on a daily basis, as safe and efficiently as possible, be easy to park in the garage without using the mirrors, and come with a load of kids if needed.

That being said, it is also nice to get a big black stretch limo for her birthday to make her feel special.

A young man robbed a bank wearing a suit made of many mirrors

But he turned himself in after taking some time to reflect.

Luckily the judge was lenient as he saw a lot of himself in the young man.

Fun fact: French tanks in WWII had rear-veiw mirrors.

This allows them to see the frontline too.

As of today, possession of mirrors will be outlawed.

This decision comes after a lot of reflection.

I redid my entire house with mirrors...

You could say it really reflects who I am.

I should clean mirrors for a living.

It's a profession I see myself in.

I applied for a job at a furniture factory and they said they had an opening for someone to inspect the mirrors.

I told them "That's a job I could really see myself doing."

In News Today, a fight was started downtown by a man wearing a suit completely made of mirrors.....

The police said the man apologised once he had time to sit down and reflect.

I walked into a mirror shop but all they had were broken mirrors

I couldn't see myself going there again.

Mirrors be like...

I've got some reflecting to do

I decided to remove all the mirrors from my home.

Not a good idea on reflection

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