A minister registers at a hotel and says, "I hope the porn in my room is disabled."
The clerk looks up and responds, "It's just regular porn, you sick fuck!"
A newly married Alan goes to the meet Father George
He greets the priest and says, 'Father, I need to talk to you.'
The Priest asks, 'Is it a confession, my son?'
Alan replies, 'No, Father! I need to clarify something.'
The Priest takes Alan to his private chamber and says, 'Tell me, Alan. What is it?'
Alan asks, 'Father,...
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Little Johnny's penis starts to itch while his mom registers him for summer camp...
...so he scratches the itch. The counselor and his mother both see this, and his mom chastises him.
"It's not appropriate to do that to yourself in public or private, honey. I don't wanna see you ever scratching yourself in public again."
"Okay mom." Johnny says.
Later, Little ...
So I was paying for my lunch the other day
And there were 2 cash registers. It was halloween at the time and they were selling ghost cookies. I said to the cashier "Could I have a ghost cookie please?" And a woman at the other cash register said the same. Then I said "I guess you could say they're selling like ghost cookies!"
An overweight criminal takes a lie detector test to prove his innocence.
This is the cops' last chance to prove his guilt.
They hook him up to the detector and tell him, "First we will ask you an obvious question and you must lie. If the machine registers your lie we will ask you about the crime and you will go to jail. If it does not you are free to leave." ...