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Person One: [To a crowd] “Help! This is an emergency. Is anyone here a doctor?”

Person One: \[To a crowd\] “Help! This is an emergency. Is anyone here a doctor?”

Person Two: “I’m a doctor but I’m afraid of frivolous lawsuits.”

Person Three: “I’m a lawyer and I have a contract here that can protect you against most allegations of malpractice. But it will need to be...

Sam got sick and taken to Middle-Earth Medical Center. Frodo rushed to the hospital, asking where Sam is. Chief Registrar Sauron replied:

ICU

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County registrar

- Hello, my name is Phil

- Hi, my name is Hahahahank

- Do you have a stuttering problem

- No, my father did and the county registrar was an asshole

A woman from[Insert trashy town name here] goes to the local social security office

The registrar asks her a few background questions.

How many kids do you have? I have 8 boys, she says
Ok - what’s the name of the first one? John, she says
Ok - what’s the name of the second one? John, she says
The registrar says - they are both named John? Yes - she replies.
Ok ...

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A man walks into the DMV.

The clerk skips pleasantries and just asks, "Full name please."

"Jo-jo-j-john Whi-w-wh-white-whi-whitehall."

The clerk pauses for a moment. Then he asks again, more patiently, "May I ask for your full name, sir?"

"Jo-jo-j-john Whi-w-wh-white-whi-whitehall."

The clerk is a...

Helo, my name is Ma-ma-ma-ma-martin.

"You stutter?"
"No, my father did and the registrar was an idiot."

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