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Computing Jokes

Murphy's Laws of Computing.

1. When computing, whatever happens, behave as though you meant it to happen.

2. When you get to the point when you really understand your computer, it's probably obselete.

3. The first place to look for information, is in the section of the manual where you least expect to find it....

Today, in the computing class, we were talking about ICT fools.

*tools.

I have a joke about old computing...

... but the punchline has too many holes.

Why do astronauts use apple computing systems in space?

Because they can't open windows

I love learning Quantum Computing!

Because half the time there is nothing to learn..

Computing joke

There are 10 types of people in this world

Those who understand binary and those who don't

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