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Dear receptionists.....

.. Please stop telling me to take a seat. I already have 25 chairs in my house from different offices.

Hotel receptionists always seem to be such massive perverts

They spend all day checking people out.

This joke may contain profanity. 🤔

Guy goes to the doctor

"Doc, you gotta help me. I can't even think about getting out of bed without making love to my wife. I pick up my secretary up for a ride to work and she gives me a BJ on the way.

Doc says "Ok."

Guy says, " Around 10 or so, I'll take one of the receptionists into Xerox room and we'll d...

I walk to the sperm bank reception and say: "here it is" as I hand the sample to the receptionist

She responds with "thank you for coming"

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