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How do you pay a manicurist?

By giving a finger tip
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Why did the dentist and the manicurist get divorced?

Because they fought tooth and nail.
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Did you hear what happened to the manicurist?

She was charged with tweezon.
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Jesus loves everyone. Except manicurists.

He always hated having his nails done.
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My account said I'm crazy for investing all my money in my idea of building a business that offers a boxing gym, a dentist, and a manicurist all under one roof.

But I told him I'm going to fight tooth and nail for it. Now if I could just think of a clever name for it, I'd be all set.
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I just got my first hand job.

I'm officially a manicurist.
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You know you are a bad driver when.............

you see more middle fingers than a manicurist.
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