She said, "your best years are slipping away from you!
You drink too much.
What are you *doing* with your life...?!?
Hotel receptionists always seem to be such massive perverts
They spend all day checking people out.
I was excited to get a job as a hotel receptionist
Then I started getting reservations!
A man calls the hotel receptionist where he is staying,
"My wife and I were arguing earlier and now she's trying to jump out of the window. Send someone to room 314 please!"
The receptionist responds, "Sir, that sounds like a personal problem. Sort out the matter yourself."
The man is taken aback. "How is this a personal problem? I'm ca...
I rang the hotel receptionist last night, and asked them for a wake up call.
She said "You´re 30 years old, still single, still living with your mother, and you´ve achieved absolutely nothing in life".
A young guy says to the hotel receptionist, "I'd like a single room, please."
"Certainly, sir. With a bath or shower?"
The guy is a bit short of cash, so he asks, "What's the difference?"
She answers, "You have to stand in the shower."
While on holiday in the US, l was talking to the hotel receptionist about my stay. I told her about when l was bullied by a cop for speeding, she asked me what state l was in.
Bloody furious, l replied.
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