Three doctors are sitting on a park bench when a man limps past...

The first doctor sees him and says, “I’ve been a podiatrist for 10 years, and I bet $1000 that man has bone spurs.”

“No way!” says the chiropractor, “I’ve had my practice for 20 years and that is a clear-cut spinal issue. Can’t you see how crooked his back is?”

“Nope,” says the ortho...

I never believed that chiropractors could solve my back problems

2 weeks later, I stand corrected

What do you call a chiropractor that loves his job?

A crack addict.

I used to be against chiropractors until I had a session.

I now stand corrected.

“But Quasimodo, what makes you think you need to see a chiropractor?”

“Oh, it’s just a hunch...”


Anyone want my old copies of Chiropractor Monthly?

I've got loads of back issues.

How many chiropractors does it take to change a light bulb?

Just one. But it takes about 8-10 visits.

Why did the chiropractor go bankrupt?

He owed too much in back taxes.

To whomever I got into an argument with about going to the chiropractor,

I stand corrected.

I admit I was wrong about how good my chiropractor is.

I stand corrected.

I like seeing my chiropractor

He really cracks me up.

I went to the chiropractor with my friend

I went to the chiropractor with my friend, who is a dentist, and we hear this loud crack from the back
We both look over and see this dude bleeding into a towel and running towards the bathroom.
I look over to my dentist friend and he has this look and says "You know why he's bleeding?"

My dad is a pediatric chiropractor

He’s never done anything too major but he’s really good with minor adjustments.

I used to go to the Chiropractor once a week...

But I stopped going because I was afraid I’d get addicted to crack.

What do you call two chiropractors who've got each other's backs?


I go to the chiropractor because my wife told me to.

At least I assume that's what she meant when she said, "Prove to me you have a spine."

A duck walks into a chiropractor‘s office

„I‘d like to get my bones quacked.“

I used to date this pirate chiropractor...

.. but I broke up with her because she was holding me back.

Why arent chiropractors allowed to start bar tabs at honkey-tonks?

Because chiropractors have been manipulating joints for years...

I was trying to make my chiropractor laugh yesterday..

But he was the one cracking me up.

I told my chiropractor that my spine was already in alignment, but he proved me wrong.

Now I stand corrected.

The chiropractor and the lawyer

A lawyer is standing in a long line at the box office. Suddenly, he feels a pair of hands kneading his shoulders, back, and neck. The lawyer turns around.

"What the hell do you think you're doing?"

"I'm a chiropractor, and I'm just keeping in practice while I'm waiting in line."

Chiropractors should become interrogators

Because their patients crack easily under pressure.

What part of the body did the chiropractor fix when Eminem came in?

♪ *Shady's back* ♪

Don't ever let a chiropractor tell u a joke.

It'll hit your funny bone.

As a hunchback, I didn't think a Chiropractor would be able to help....

But I stand corrected.

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Think you're gay?

Go see a chiropractor, he'll straighten you up!

I turn heads every time I go to work

Makes sense, I'm a chiropractor.

A man walks into a chiropractor's office...

A man walks into a chiropractor's office and says, " doc, youve got to help me...I think I'm a moth." Doc says, "I can't help you, youve got to see a psychiatrist." Man says, "yes, I know." "Then why did you come here?" "The light was on."

Why did the composer go to the chiropractor?

Because he had Bach problems

You wanna know the most HUMOROUS person I know?

My Chiropractor, he really cracks me up

Yesterday I was telling my friend that my chiropodist improved my posture ...

He pointed out that it was in fact my chiropractor. I stand corrected.

I went to a chyropracter today

Oops, I meant a chiropractor. I stand corrected.

I heard it was medically impossible for a quack doctor to make me straight

But my chiropractor managed to realign my spine.

He was kinda cute too.