Three doctors are sitting on a park bench when a man limps past...

The first doctor sees him and says, “I’ve been a podiatrist for 10 years, and I bet $1000 that man has bone spurs.”

“No way!” says the chiropractor, “I’ve had my practice for 20 years and that is a clear-cut spinal issue. Can’t you see how crooked his back is?”

“Nope,” says the ortho...

“But Quasimodo, what makes you think you need to see a chiropractor?”

“Oh, it’s just a hunch...”


What do you call a chiropractor that loves his job?

A crack addict

I never believed that chiropractors could solve my back problems

2 weeks later, I stand corrected

How many chiropractors does it take to change a light bulb?

Just one. But it takes about 8-10 visits.

Why did the chiropractor go bankrupt?

He owed too much in back taxes.

Anyone want my old copies of Chiropractor Monthly?

I've got loads of back issues.

I admit I was wrong about how good my chiropractor is.

I stand corrected.

I like seeing my chiropractor

He really cracks me up.

What do you call two chiropractors who've got each other's backs?


My dad is a pediatric chiropractor

He’s never done anything too major but he’s really good with minor adjustments.

A duck walks into a chiropractor‘s office

„I‘d like to get my bones quacked.“

I used to go to the Chiropractor once a week...

But I stopped going because I was afraid I’d get addicted to crack.

I used to date this pirate chiropractor...

.. but I broke up with her because she was holding me back.

Why arent chiropractors allowed to start bar tabs at honkey-tonks?

Because chiropractors have been manipulating joints for years...

My chiropractor never tells me any jokes...

But he cracks me up every time.

To whomever I got into an argument with about going to the chiropractor,

I stand corrected.

I go to the chiropractor because my wife told me to.

At least I assume that's what she meant when she said, "Prove to me you have a spine."

I was trying to make my chiropractor laugh yesterday..

But he was the one cracking me up.

I told my chiropractor that my spine was already in alignment, but he proved me wrong.

Now I stand corrected.

Chiropractors should become interrogators

Because their patients crack easily under pressure.

How many Chiropractors does it take to change a lightbulb?

Just the one, but it'll take three visits a week for the first few weeks, once a week for a month, then once a month for as long as you choose.

The chiropractor and the lawyer

A lawyer is standing in a long line at the box office. Suddenly, he feels a pair of hands kneading his shoulders, back, and neck. The lawyer turns around.

"What the hell do you think you're doing?"

"I'm a chiropractor, and I'm just keeping in practice while I'm waiting in line."

What part of the body did the chiropractor fix when Eminem came in?

♪ *Shady's back* ♪

Don't ever let a chiropractor tell u a joke.

It'll hit your funny bone.

As a hunchback, I didn't think a Chiropractor would be able to help....

But I stand corrected.

A man walks into a chiropractor's office...

A man walks into a chiropractor's office and says, " doc, youve got to help me...I think I'm a moth." Doc says, "I can't help you, youve got to see a psychiatrist." Man says, "yes, I know." "Then why did you come here?" "The light was on."

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Think you're gay?

Go see a chiropractor, he'll straighten you up!

Why did the composer go to the chiropractor?

Because he had Bach problems

I went to a chyropracter today

Oops, I meant a chiropractor. I stand corrected.

Yesterday I was telling my friend that my chiropodist improved my posture ...

He pointed out that it was in fact my chiropractor. I stand corrected.

I turn heads every time I go to work

Makes sense, I'm a chiropractor.

Can I trust this guy, or is he just posturing?

He keeps telling me he's a chiropractor.

You wanna know the most HUMOROUS person I know?

My Chiropractor, he really cracks me up

I heard it was medically impossible for a quack doctor to make me straight

But my chiropractor managed to realign my spine.

He was kinda cute too.