Just came from a bookstore where I asked the saleswoman how to find the self-help section...

she said if she told me it would defeat the purpose...

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A woman went to store and asked for a maternity bra.

"what bust?" asked the saleswoman.

" The fucking condom" she replied.

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A guy walks into a store

He looks at the saleswoman and says: "Good morning, do you have a pussy ?"

The same thing happens the 2nd day, the third day and finally the saleswoman tells her husband about it.


Saleswoman: "Honey, I can't take it anymore! There's this guy who keeps coming to my store and asking ...

A woman was working at a lingerie counter when a customer approached with a pair of frilly panties.

"I'd like to buy these," she said, "but only if you can embroider 'If you can read this, you're too close' on the back."
So the saleswoman took the panties to the tailor in the backroom and described the rather unusual request.
The tailor said, "I can do that. Does she want block letters or ...

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A guy is playing a game of golf

And he forgets which hole he is on so he ask's the woman infront of him so she says "well i'm on the 7th hole and you're a hole behind me so that would me you're on the 6th hole" the man thanks her and continues playing,


and after awhile he forgets what hole he's on he again sees the same...

A man walked into a tuxedo store...

A man walked into a tuxedo store, looking to buy a suit for an upcoming party. A saleswoman walked over to assist him.

“Hello sir, how may I help you?” she asked.

“I’m looking for a tuxedo,” he replied.

The saleswoman then brought over a few suits to offer to the man.

“H...

Customer: I'd like to try on that bathing suit in your front window.

Saleswoman: I'm sorry, ma'am, but you'll have to use the dressing room.

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A young man wanted to buy a pair of expensive gloves for his sweetheart’s birthday...

He went to an expensive boutique, bought
the finest gloves available, and asked the saleswoman to have
them delivered along with a note he had written. Unfortunately,
the clerk mixed up the order while wrapping the merchandise.
Instead of the expensive gloves, the clerk accidentally wr...

Freddie goes to Macy's to buy a bra for his wife

At the counter, the saleswoman asks, "what's your wife's bra size?"
Freddie replies, "6 7/8"
Saleswoman says, "6 7/8? What kind of bra size is that?"
Freddie: I don't know, I measured them with my hat."

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A man walks into Specsavers

and says to the salesman:
'Can you recommend a pair of glasses that reflect my persona and are stylish?'
The salesman looks at him and hands him a pair of glasses 'These will probably suit you.'
The man takes the glasses and is about to try them on, pauses and says, 'They do look real...

So a man walks into a department store... (long)

A Spanish-speaking man who didn’t speak English well was in an American store, looking to buy socks. Unable to find them, he approached a saleswoman who asked if she could help. "Quiero calcetines," the man said.

“I’m afraid I don’t speak any Spanish, but we have some nice suits on this side,...

A man is on a business trip...

and decides to buy his wife some new lingerie. A saleswoman greets him as he enters an expensive lingerie store, and asks him how she can help. Then man replies, "I'm looking for something made with very sheer fabric".

The saleswoman leaves for a minute and returns with a semi-transparent pi...

A blind man stands in a store whirling a dog around his head with the leash.

A saleswoman asks “May I help you, sir?” “Nah, just looking around.”

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