I love my beautician. Shes so humble.

When I tell her to make me look presentable, she says "Honey, I'm not a miracle worker"

My friend who works as a beautician wants to learn Eastern European languages

It sounds challenging, but I know she's going to nail Polish.

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A woman walks into a beauty salon and asks the beautician, can you make me look like Kim Kardashian?

Beautician says: you want me to put a black cock in your mouth?

Husband on second day of marriage...

...goes to the beautician who did his wife's bridal make up, and gifted her beautifully packed iphone 7 plus box.

She opened the box with great happiness and was depressed to see a Nokia 1100.

Husband smiled and said
' same feeling '

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