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Beautician Jokes

Why did the goat beautician go to jail?

She was caught grooming kids.

My friend who works as a beautician wants to learn Eastern European languages

It sounds challenging, but I know she's going to nail Polish.

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Why did the duck go the the beautician before his big date?

To wax out his butt quack


Hahahahahahaha

Husband on second day of marriage...

...goes to the beautician who did his wife's bridal make up, and gifted her beautifully packed iphone 7 plus box.

She opened the box with great happiness and was depressed to see a Nokia 1100.

Husband smiled and said
' same feeling '

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