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Why are paralegals never sick?

Because then they would be illegal.

I'll let myself out... byeee.

What do you call lawyer in a wheelchair?

A paralegal

Genie grants three wishes...

A paralegal, an associate, and a partner of a prestigious law firm are walking through a city park and they find an antique oil lamp. They rub it and a Genie comes out in a puff of smoke. The Genie says, "I usually only grant three wishes, so I'll give each of you one." "Me first!" says the paralega...

How do demons draft their contracts?

They use paralegals

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