when a salesclerk approached me and asked, "Do you need help?"
I said, "Yes, but I'm here to buy scotch instead."
A guy passes a store selling cheap trinkets from around the world
A small figurine in the window catches his eye. It's a little rabbit with a mallet getting ready to hit some mochi. The man recognises this as the rabbit in the moon from the story and decides he really likes it. He goes inside and asks the sales clerk about the price.
Upon hearing the price,...
The Ladies Department
A man walked into the ladies department of a Macy's, one of the largest department store chains.
He shyly walked up to the woman behind the counter and said, "I'd like to buy a bra for my wife."
"What type of bra?" asked the clerk.
"Type?" inquires the man "There is more tha...