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Rabbit Hole Jokes

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If a rabbit lives in a rabbit hole,

and a Fox lives in a foxhole, does that mean a donkey live in a asshole?

My friend confessed to me saying that he was starting to develop a bestiality fetish...

Not wanting to kink shame him I ask “How did you get into it?”

“Well I did some research on the internet and ended up going down a rabbit hole”

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Why did the priest dig a rabbit hole for the rooster?

So he can stick his cock in before the first hare

What do you call an all you can eat meal in a rabbit hole?

A Warren Buffet

Down the rabbit hole

I went down the rabbit hole to find myself.

Then I went up the rabbit hole to find myself arrested and banned from the petting zoo.

What do you get if you pour hot water down a rabbit hole?

Hot Cross Bunnies!

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[NSFW] I was wondering why some people felt sexually attracted to animals, and decided to investigate.

During my research I went down quite a few rabbit holes.

5 Jokes about Boiling Water

1. Perhaps I shouldn't joke on here about boiling water, it might be too steamy.
2. RIP Boiling Water. You will be mist.
3. How do you make holy water? You boil the hell out of it.
4. What do you get when your pour boiling water down a rabbit hole? Hot cross bunnies
5. One cannibal says ...

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I spent time researching porn on the internet and learned I am a furry...

When I was deep in a rabbit hole.

My friend and I got into a conversation about Furries.

In the end we ended up deep in a rabbit hole.

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A sailor and a priest are playing golf...

The sailor takes a shot. He places the ball down, smacks it with the club, and watches as it goes flying straight into a sand trap. The sailor mumbles to himself

“Fuck, I missed...”

The priest, hearing him, immediately snaps round and says

“Young man! Please do not use such awf...

When googling Gary Oldman, be very careful....

....I forgot the 'r' and went down a rabbit hole I wasn't prepared for.

I would tell you a joke about Alice in Wonderland...

...but let’s not go down that rabbit hole.

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A frog walks into a bank looking to get a loan.

He walks up to the first teller available, Mrs Whack.
“Mrs Whack, I would like a loan”
“But you are a frog!?!”

“Yup, I just need a small loan though, I just want to buy my own lily pad.”

“Okay, well what is your name?”

“Kermit”

“You aren’t Kermit the fro...

r/bestiality?

That wasn’t the rabbit hole I was expecting to fall down....

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So me and a friend were casually talking about beastiality...

He mentioned how he looked it up a bunch the other day.

So I asked him, “How far down the rabbit hole did you go?”

The police are interrogating a suspect

Cop: “Where were you last night? And why are you covered in blood?”

Me: “I went out for a walk & tripped on a rabbit hole. Fell, got up. Tripped again on a foxhole. Got up & fell into a manhole. Cut my head on a rock.”

Cop: “Son, I think you’re lying. Your alibi is full of hole...

[Long] The American Fox Hunt

The US president, wanting to see which of his intelligence agencies was the best, released a fox into a wood and asked various agencies to catch it.

The NSA goes first. They tap the phone lines within the rabbit holes and monitor any internet searches on fox related topics within the wood. Af...

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