Boy, I Had it Tough!, "I've just had the most awful time," said a boy to his friends. "First I got angina pectoris, then arteriosclerosis. Just as I was recovering, I got psoriasis. They gave me hypodermics, and to top it all, tonsillitis was followed by appendectomy."
"Wow! How did you pull through?" sympathized his friends.
"I don't know," the boy replied. "Toughest spelling test I ever had.".
Two corn cobs walked down the street,
One was then hit by a car. At the hospital, the doctor said to the other corn, “I have good news and bad news,”
“Good news is your friend is going to pull through.”
“Bad news is he’s going to be a vegetable”
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