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Draught Jokes

A young man took a girl out on their first date to see a movie.

A young man took a girl out on their first date to see a movie. A few minutes into the movie, he asked her, "Can you see OK there?"

"Yes," she answered, "I can see fine, thanks."

A few seconds later, he asked, "Is your seat comfortable?"

"Yes," she replied, "it's very comfortab...

Why doesn't Donald Trump drink beer?

Because he's a draught dodger.

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A man walks in to a sea shanty

A man walks in to a sea shanty and sees his old pal Long John Silver sitting at the bar so he walks over to say hello. As he approaches, he notices that his old friend has a nice new peg-leg, a shiny new hook at the end of his right wrist and a fresh looking eyepatch over his right eye. He slaps h...

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The Cask of Amor-illado.

A man and woman are involved in a severe car accident. Although the cars are totaled, they both crawl out of the wreckage, each without a scratch. The man immediately starts swearing. “Women are the worst drivers on earth! They shouldn’t be given driver’s licenses!”

The woman sighs and point...

In the days of old the River Thames was once plagued with a giant wyrm.

The dread creature preyed upon any who used or went near the river, and many lives were lost, and eventually the call went out for a brave knight to slay the vile creature. It soon became apparent that this was no task for a common knight, but only the holiest and most dedicated - a living saint....

Ryanair's Micheal O'Leary arrives in a hotel bar...

Ryanair's Micheal O'Leary arrives in a hotel in Dublin, he goes to the bar and asks for a pint of draught Guinness.

The barman nodded and said, "That will be one Euro please, Mr. O'Leary."
Somewhat taken aback, O'Leary replied, "That's very cheap," and handed over his money.

"Well,...
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