A Conductor on a train...

There once was this guy who worked for the Railroad as a conductor. Let's say his name was Joe. Well, Joe was walking through the train, en route, collecting tickets from the passengers. He comes to car 12, booth 3. In it was a man.

So, he asked him for his ticket: "Excuse me sir, do have you...

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I originally heard Paul McCartney tell this joke on a YouTube video [long]

It was a while back so it's not a perfect transcript, plus imagine a nice English accent telling the joke, and it was probably posted here before but, here goes:

A man's car breaks down on a winding road far from anything. He notices a gate going up a hill leading to a small bar. He follows t...

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A man comes to a town market to buy a chicken, rooster and a donkey

He walks up to a man selling donkeys and says "I'd like to buy a donkey" and he replies "Sure but here we call it a ass." So he buys his donkey and goes to a man selling chickens. And says "I'd like to buy a chicken" and he replies "Sure but here we call them pullets." So he goes with his ass and pu...

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One from Sir Paul McCartney

A man is lost in Ireland. It is the middle of the night, and he his looking for a some sign of life. After a few hours of looking, he sees a building on top of a small hill with lights on. He follows a fence up, and notices how good the fence is. It was a very well made, solidly built, straight fenc...

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