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Psychotic Jokes

They say drinking one beer a day can prevent you from having a psychotic break, which is great...

...I'd rather have a bottle in front of me than a frontal lobotomy.

the neurotic builds castles in the air, the psychotic lives in them,

and the psychiatrist collects the rent.

My best friend is strongly against medication.

He's never around when I'm on my anti-psychotic medication.

What are the best “I put the ___ in ___” jokes?

I’ve been using “I put the hot in psychotic” for ages and it’s becoming stale so I need another one lmao

A guy picks up a female hitchiker...

And when they're on the road, he jokingly asks "Lady, how do you know I'm not some kind of psychotic serial killer?".

"I dunno, but I guess the odds are pretty low that you're one too.".

Guy walks into a store in the US

He says, "I want a high-powered sniper rifle, a scope, a laser sight, and 2000 rounds of ammunition. And I need my anti-psychotics refilled."

The clerks says, "Whoa! Hold on there, buddy! You can't just buy drugs without a prescription!"

France

Did you hear about the psychotic Parisian who jumped into the river?
Apparently he was in Seine

My mother's sister is on heavy duty medication for schizophrenia.

I call her Aunty Psychotic.

A dyslexic couple have their minds read and go home afraid for their lives!

What do they expect after visiting a psychotic.

*Spoiler* US Presidential Election Result Leaked

The dodgy, incompetent, unfit, slightly psychotic, rich, possibly criminal one who should 't even be in the race, wins.

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