What do you call a polar bear that exhibits rapid mood swings like that of a manic depressive, can live in both the arctic and antarctic, and shows equal sexual attraction to both male and female partners?
A bipolar bi-polar bi polar bear.
If it wasn't for my wife, I'd probably be writing depressive Facebook messages all day.
But she changed my password.
What is the only fun that depressive people can have?
What do you call a manic-depressive math professor with suicidal tendencies?
What is the collective noun for a group of depressives?
[Long] Depressive man meets genie.
A depressive man is walking through the park. He's depressed 'cause of the recent divorce he went through. He kicks an old can that's laying in front of him and BANG - there's a Genie who grants him 3 wishes. The sad part is, that for everything he wishes double goes to his ex-wife.
The man s...