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Depressive Jokes

How do you know a manic depressive girl loves you?

She hates you.

[Long] Depressive man meets genie.

A depressive man is walking through the park. He's depressed 'cause of the recent divorce he went through. He kicks an old can that's laying in front of him and BANG - there's a Genie who grants him 3 wishes. The sad part is, that for everything he wishes double goes to his ex-wife.

The man s...

What do you call a manic-depressive math professor with suicidal tendencies?

Sinusoidal.

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