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Manipulative Jokes

What do you call a Manipulative Music Conductor?







Bachiavellian

How can you tell when someone is Manipulative?

*Actually, Nevermind. It's Fine.*

Why was the manipulative ghost so unsuccessful?

People could see right through him.

This new guy Juan has been hanging out with me and friends lately and honestly, I'm not a fan. He very controlling and manipulative.

And no Juan is going to tell me what to do.

My wife and I get into an argument, because she thinks I'm emotionally manipulative.

Everything is fine now. I make her realized how wrong she was and I forgave her.

The other day my mom asked me if I think my girlfriend is manipulative

"Only if she wants me to" I replied.

On the first day of preschool, kids are taught how to play Simon Says

After you graduate high school and get a job, you find out your boss is Simon and you got duped into going to school for 10 years when you learned all you had to know on your first day of preschool.

Frustrated, you go back to your high school teacher to learn something useful for once, "Teach...

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