Obsessive Jokes - 12 Hilarious Obsessive Jokes

Obsessive Compulsive...

The representative body that supports people who suffer from OCD have petitioned the Government to change the acronym to CDO in alphabetical order the way it should be...

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Your mama's so obsessive-compulsive

when she dropped her toothbrush in the toilet, she went out and got a new toilet

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A few members of the Obsessive Compulsive support group decided to start a band

The called it OCDC

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Me and my friends from the obsessive compulsive support group are starting a rock cover band.

We’re calling ourselves OC/DC.

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Many people can't fall asleep due to some obsessive thoughts.

Been thinking about this all night.

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My buddy Norman was a great guy, but he was obsessive about power poles.

True story. My buddy Norman had mental issues.

He used to go around with a slingshot, shooting stones at the insulators on power poles. The police would pick him up, hold him overnight, then let him go in the morning. He would eventually find a new slingshot, then go right back to shooti...

There's a thin line between "Obsessive" and "Compulsive"

... it's a hyphen.

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I had to break up with my girlfriend because she was obsessive about cellophane wrap.

She was way too clingy.

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How would you describe an obsessive horologist with disassociative identity disorder?

Someone with too much time on his minds.

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I got a handjob from a girl with Obsessive Compulsive Disorder. It was the best minute of my life...

Then the worst eleven minutes of my life.

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Did you hear about the insomniac, dyslexic, obsessive compulsive butcher?

He used to lay in bed at night worrying about why he constantly weighed a steak.

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I'm going to start a foundation dedicated to helping people with obsessive behaviour.

And call it Obsessive Disorders Control.

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