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Antisocial Jokes

What does the antisocial, know-it-all frog say?

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My doctor says I have antisocial personality disorder.

At least, I think that’s what he said. It was a bit hard to hear him through the duct tape.

I was diagnosed with antisocial behaviour disorder, so I joined a support group.

We never meet.

I hate parties. Call me antisocial...

...just don’t call me.

I'm very antisocial

In fact, I'm probably the most social person I know

Bankers are so antisocial.

They're a bunch of loaners.

Why did the antisocial ship sink?

Because it couldn't break the ice.

The other states are always a bit antisocial but

Hawaii’s always down to pop in and say Hi

Last year I joined a group for antisocial people...

I wonder if I’ll ever meet them.

People used to think George Washington was antisocial.

But he just wasn't a party person.

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How many antisocial guys does it take to change a flat tire?

Fuck you!

My antisocial brother just got fired from his job at the butcher.

He just wasn't meating enough people..

What do you call an evolutionary biologist that doesn’t like people?

An Antisocial Darwinist

Welp we got ourselves a new disease...

But suddenly a bunch of disorders don’t count as disorders anymore:
- OCD cleanliness
- agoraphobia
- antisocial personality

Friendly Crow: How was your family reunion?

Antisocial Crow: It was murder...

I know how to nip March Madness in the bud.

Just look for signs of brooding antisocial February fever.

- Norm Macdonald

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