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Antisocial Jokes

My doctor says I have antisocial personality disorder.

At least, I think that’s what he said. It was a bit hard to hear him through the duct tape.

What does the antisocial, know-it-all frog say?

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I was diagnosed with antisocial behaviour disorder, so I joined a support group.

We never meet.

I hate parties. Call me antisocial...

...just don’t call me.

I'm very antisocial

In fact, I'm probably the most social person I know

Bankers are so antisocial.

They're a bunch of loaners.

Why did the antisocial ship sink?

Because it couldn't break the ice.

The other states are always a bit antisocial but

Hawaii’s always down to pop in and say Hi

Last year I joined a group for antisocial people...

I wonder if I’ll ever meet them.

People used to think George Washington was antisocial.

But he just wasn't a party person.

My antisocial brother just got fired from his job at the butcher.

He just wasn't meating enough people..

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How many antisocial guys does it take to change a flat tire?

Fuck you!

What do you call an evolutionary biologist that doesn’t like people?

An Antisocial Darwinist

Welp we got ourselves a new disease...

But suddenly a bunch of disorders don’t count as disorders anymore:
- OCD cleanliness
- agoraphobia
- antisocial personality

Friendly Crow: How was your family reunion?

Antisocial Crow: It was murder...

I know how to nip March Madness in the bud.

Just look for signs of brooding antisocial February fever.

- Norm Macdonald

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