Took ketamine at my wedding

It didn't make for a stable relationship

People who say that ketamine is the best drug...

Need to get off their high horse

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So a horse is watching MTV...

So this horse is watching MTV. This is in the 90s where MTV actually had music on it. Anyway, the horse sees a segment on Jimi Hendrix, and decides there and then he wants to become an internationally-acclaimed guitar player (because, as we all know, all horses are left-handed).

So this horse...

If you’re ever offered Ketamine

Just say neigh

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