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Ketamine Jokes

People who say that ketamine is the best drug...

Need to get off their high horse

Took ketamine at my wedding

It didn't make for a stable relationship

If you’re ever offered Ketamine

Just say neigh

A man horse walks into a bar.The bartender says why the long face

The horse says my life has been destroyed by my alcohol addiction and ketamine addiction

This joke may contain profanity. 🤔

This horse is sitting at home one day watching MTV;

This is in the 90s where MTV actually had music on it. Anyway, the horse sees a segment on Jimi Hendrix, and decides there and then he wants to become an internationally-acclaimed guitar player (because, as we all know, all horses are left-handed).

So this horse works at this shitty job for a...

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