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What did the woman with dissociative identity disorder tell her psychologist?

"Let me be Frank with you."

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My friend told me that he was diagnosed with Dissociative Identity Disorder.

I bought him a snickers

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There's no 'I' in 'team,'

But there are six in 'Dissociative Identity Disorder.'

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I am over 18

Therapist: So what brings you two in today?

Therapist: I think I have dissociative identity disorder.

Therapist: Don't listen to him, he doesn't know what he's talking about.

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My brain made a vote today

Seven against five decided that we did not have dissociative personality disorder.

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I do not have dissociative personality disorder

I don't.

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Cat with mental disorder

The psychiatrist just diagnosed my cat for having dissociative identity disorder.

She now have 45 lives.

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I called an old friend and asked how he's been.

He said "living the dream." I told him, hey good to hear.
Turned out he just has dissociative identity disorder.

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