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Dissociative Jokes

What did the woman with dissociative identity disorder tell her psychologist?

"Let me be Frank with you."

My friend told me that he was diagnosed with Dissociative Identity Disorder.

I bought him a snickers

There's no 'I' in 'team,'

But there are six in 'Dissociative Identity Disorder.'

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Therapist: So what brings you two in today?

Therapist: I think I have dissociative identity disorder.

Therapist: Don't listen to him, he doesn't know what he's talking about.

My brain made a vote today

Seven against five decided that we did not have dissociative personality disorder.

I do not have dissociative personality disorder

I don't.

Cat with mental disorder

The psychiatrist just diagnosed my cat for having dissociative identity disorder.

She now have 45 lives.

I called an old friend and asked how he's been.

He said "living the dream." I told him, hey good to hear.
Turned out he just has dissociative identity disorder.

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