It's a lot like an acoustic guitar but it's a little more high strung.
Psychiatrist to neurotic patient "You have acute paranoia"
Neurotic Patient "I came here to be treated, not admired"
Blondes with guns
A young blonde woman fears her husband is having an affair. Distraught, neurotic even, she goes to a gunshop and buys a handgun.
The next day she comes home to find her husband in bed with a beautiful redhead. She grabs the gun out of her purse, and holds it to her own head.
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* A psychologist is a person who tells you what everybody knows in a language nobody can understand. * The superego is that part of the personality soluble in alcohol, or the superego is that small inner voice that warns us that someone may be looking. * A neurotic is a person who has di...
What do you call a crazy guy in a room full of mosquitoes?
A bit neurotic.
A collection of Waspy jokes about yo-mamma
1. Your mother is so déclassé, she has a time-share near Sea World!
2. Your mother is so prescription drug dependent, she pops Xanax like Godiva bonbons!
3. Your mother is so lower middle-class, she thinks Egyptian cotton smells of camels!
4. Your mother...