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Neurotic Jokes

A neurotic builds castles in the air.

A psychotic lives in them.

A psychiatrist collects the rent.

I'm learning how to play the neurotic guitar.

It's a lot like an acoustic guitar but it's a little more high strung.

Did you hear about my neurotic pet rabbig?

I named him Stu.





* should have been "pet rabbit."

Psychiatrist to neurotic patient "You have acute paranoia"

Neurotic Patient "I came here to be treated, not admired"

What do you call a crazy guy in a room full of mosquitoes?

A bit neurotic.

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Psychology Definitions....

* A psychologist is a person who tells you what everybody knows in a language nobody can understand.
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