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the neurotic builds castles in the air, the psychotic lives in them,

and the psychiatrist collects the rent.

Did you hear about my neurotic pet rabbig?

I named him Stu.





* should have been "pet rabbit."

I'm learning how to play the neurotic guitar.

It's a lot like an acoustic guitar but it's a little more high strung.

Psychiatrist to neurotic patient "You have acute paranoia"

Neurotic Patient "I came here to be treated, not admired"

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It was the funeral of a woman who had henpecked her husband

She had driven her kids half nuts, scrapped with the neighbors at the slightest opportunity, and even made neurotics of their cat and dog with her explosive temper.

As the casket was lowered into the grave, a violent thunderstorm broke, and the pastor's benediction was drowned out by a blind...

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Psychology Definitions....

* A psychologist is a person who tells you what everybody knows in a language nobody can understand.
* The superego is that part of the personality soluble in alcohol, or the superego is that small inner voice that warns us that someone may be looking.
* A neurotic is a person who has di...

What do you call a crazy guy in a room full of mosquitoes?

A bit neurotic.

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