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COVID sufferers are an arrogant bunch.

They think their shit doesn't stink.

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I'm GOING to start a sub for premature ejaculation sufferers.

You guys came too early.

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My premature ejaculation sufferers support meetings were going so well

I decided to stop coming.

A longtime sufferer of depression was on his deathbed, surrounded by friends and family. He said "At least I'm gonna die doing what I like" to which his son replied "What?"

"Dying".

Two English gentlemen are commuters, using the Tube to the City. They get on and off at the same stations, and having done it for years they occasionally nod greetings or even exchange a “good morning.”

One of them looked really unhappy one day and the other said “I know we haven’t been introduced but if you don’t mind me saying it you do look a bit peaky.”
“My false teeth are killing me.”
“Hmmm. If you let me have a good look I may be able to help you.”
“Oh please do...”
“Give me a da...

I did a comedy show for alzheimers sufferers

Two hours, one joke.

I did a comedy show for alzheimers sufferers. Two hours, one joke.

I did a comedy show for alzheimers sufferers. Two hours, one joke.

It's pretty strange, doctors are now prescribing cannabis for arthritis sufferers...

I mean, the definition of arthritis is "inflammation of the joints"

I registered to a website for constipation sufferers.

It won't let me logout.

I'm reading a book about sufferers of tourettes syndrome...

I want to know what makes them tic.

A team of scientists have invented a pill for sufferers of Alzheimer's to take daily.

They didn't think that through did they?

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