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Sufferer Jokes

How many Alzheimer's sufferers does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

To get to the other side.

Two English gentlemen are commuters, using the Tube to the City. They get on and off at the same stations, and having done it for years they occasionally nod greetings or even exchange a “good morning.”

One of them looked really unhappy one day and the other said “I know we haven’t been introduced but if you don’t mind me saying it you do look a bit peaky.”
“My false teeth are killing me.”
“Hmmm. If you let me have a good look I may be able to help you.”
“Oh please do...”
“Give me a da...

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COVID sufferers are an arrogant bunch.

They think their shit doesn't stink.

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My premature ejaculation sufferers support meetings were going so well

I decided to stop coming.

How many dementia sufferers does it take to change a light-bulb?

To get to the other side!

(Apologies if re-post. I forgot where I heard this)

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