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Honorary Jokes

A member of the family in a London medical college was appointed an honorary physician to the king.

He proudly wrote a notice on the blackboard in his class-room room : " Professor Jennings informs his students that he has been appointed honorary physician to His Majesty, King George."
When he returned to the class-room in the afternoon he found written below his notice this line :

" God...

What do you call the process of becoming an honorary Asian?

Orientation.

Yale is rescinding Bill Cosby’s honorary degree.

He still has his Doctorate of Applied Pharmaceuticals to fall back on.

Bill Cosby awarded another honorary degree from Boston University,

this time is was Anesthesiology.

If Bernie gets elected we should give him an honorary military rank.

Colonel sounds right to me.

A street near Buckingham palace is being renamed to “Prince Andrew’s Close”

It’s not honorary, it’s a warning.

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An explorer a fur trader and a governor are captured by indians

After much debate the tribe elders decided not to kill them but instead to have them participate in a ceremony thereby becoming honorary members of the tribe.

During the ceremony the tribes Chief declares each new member of the tribe must be given a name that represents there true spirit.
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Harry the horse

Once upon a time, in a quaint little village nestled between rolling green hills, there lived a horse named Harry. Now, Harry was no ordinary horse; he possessed an uncanny ability to make the most mundane situations utterly hilarious. His knack for comedy made him the talk of the town, and villager...

An Irishman goes to an American bar..

He sits down and orders three beers. The bartender thought that was odd but serves him the beers which he promptly slams down and leaves.

He returns the next week and orders three beers again. Some of the barflies started to notice this behavior. This continued on for a few weeks until the b...

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Topical Jokes (5/14)

Folks, folks. What a day! There are some good jokes out there to be had. Let's take a gander, shall we?

There's already some news out of the presidential election front...

Some are reporting Gov. Christie is losing weight just so he can make a run in 2016. Not to be outdone, Sen. Rubio...

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