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A member of the family in a London medical college was appointed an honorary physician to the king.

He proudly wrote a notice on the blackboard in his class-room room : " Professor Jennings informs his students that he has been appointed honorary physician to His Majesty, King George."
When he returned to the class-room in the afternoon he found written below his notice this line :

" God...

How to become an honorary Alaskan Joke.

One day, a man was in a bar in Alaska, bragging about how much land he owned, how many businesses he manages, and how much he traveled. The bartender got annoyed and decided to shut the man up. "Want to become an honorary Alaskan?" he asked. "Sure," said the braggart, "what do I have to do?" "3 thin...

What do you call the process of becoming an honorary Asian?

Orientation.

Yale is rescinding Bill Cosby’s honorary degree.

He still has his Doctorate of Applied Pharmaceuticals to fall back on.

If Bernie gets elected we should give him an honorary military rank.

Colonel sounds right to me.

Bill Cosby awarded another honorary degree from Boston University,

this time is was Anesthesiology.

A street near Buckingham palace is being renamed to “Prince Andrew’s Close”

It’s not honorary, it’s a warning.

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An explorer a fur trader and a governor are captured by indians

After much debate the tribe elders decided not to kill them but instead to have them participate in a ceremony thereby becoming honorary members of the tribe.

During the ceremony the tribes Chief declares each new member of the tribe must be given a name that represents there true spirit.
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Topical Jokes (5/14)

Folks, folks. What a day! There are some good jokes out there to be had. Let's take a gander, shall we?

There's already some news out of the presidential election front...

Some are reporting Gov. Christie is losing weight just so he can make a run in 2016. Not to be outdone, Sen. Rubio...

An Irishman goes to an American bar..

He sits down and orders three beers. The bartender thought that was odd but serves him the beers which he promptly slams down and leaves.

He returns the next week and orders three beers again. Some of the barflies started to notice this behavior. This continued on for a few weeks until the b...

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