A member of the family in a London medical college was appointed an honorary physician to the king.

He proudly wrote a notice on the blackboard in his class-room room : " Professor Jennings informs his students that he has been appointed honorary physician to His Majesty, King George."
When he returned to the class-room in the afternoon he found written below his notice this line :

" God...

A street near Buckingham palace is being renamed to “Prince Andrew’s Close”

It’s not honorary, it’s a warning.

How to become an honorary Alaskan Joke.

One day, a man was in a bar in Alaska, bragging about how much land he owned, how many businesses he manages, and how much he traveled. The bartender got annoyed and decided to shut the man up. "Want to become an honorary Alaskan?" he asked. "Sure," said the braggart, "what do I have to do?" "3 thin...

Yale is rescinding Bill Cosby’s honorary degree.

He still has his Doctorate of Applied Pharmaceuticals to fall back on.

What do you call the process of becoming an honorary Asian?

Orientation.

If Bernie gets elected we should give him an honorary military rank.

Colonel sounds right to me.

Bill Cosby awarded another honorary degree from Boston University,

this time is was Anesthesiology.

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When Hitler conquered Ukraine...

his soldiers sent back a message saying that the women were beautiful and enclosed a picture of them. Upon seeing this picture, Hitler declared that these women were honorary Aryans and demanded they bring back as many women as they could. When Hitler conquered Finland his soldiers sent back a messa...

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Topical Jokes (5/14)

Folks, folks. What a day! There are some good jokes out there to be had. Let's take a gander, shall we?

There's already some news out of the presidential election front...

Some are reporting Gov. Christie is losing weight just so he can make a run in 2016. Not to be outdone, Sen. Rubio...

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