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Fishing……

Steve and his buddies were hanging out and planning an upcoming fishing trip.

Unfortunately, he had to tell them that he couldn't go this time because his wife wouldn't let him.

After a lot of teasing and name calling, Steve headed home frustrated.

The following week when ...

Three kids were arguing about who had the tallest dad.

K1: My Dad’s so tall he can reach out and touch the top of any building in the world.

K2: My Dad so tall he reaches out and touches the Sun.

K3 to K2 (after some serious thought):Did your Dad say the sun was hot?

K2 with some swag: Nah. Just warm.

K3: That was my Dad’s b...

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Tom the soldier in the desert.

An army is in the desert for several upcoming months.
The sergeant tells his troops: "Well, I know the climate is harsh and that you won't have a lot of entertainment here as there is no women. But, in case you cannot stand the pressure anymore, you will be allowed to take the camel behind this ...

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