Preys Jokes - 7 Hilarious Preys Jokes

What do you call a redditor who preys?

A predditor, clearly.

What do you call a nocturnal bird that preys on bulges?

an OwOwl

What does a religious predator do?

It preys.

If a priest prays, you pray.

But if he preys, you run!

Dead already.

Apparently Freddy Kruger only preys on teenagers because by the time you turn twenty all your hopes and dreams are already dead.

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So I was just reading an article about the Sandusky sexual abuse case, only to realize that the article was not about Jerry Sandusky but his son, Jeffery. I guess the old saying is true...

The family that preys together, stays together.

Polish Peasant finds a genie lamp

Polish peasant digs up an old lamp, rubs it, genie pops out—the usual scenario—and offers him a wish. Pole scratches his head, says, “I think I’d like the Chinese to invade Poland.” Genie does a double take, shrugs, and wham! The Chinese roar across Poland, burning and bayoneting everything in their...

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