If you had to spend the rest of your (human) lifespan as an invertebrate, which would you be?
Me, a politician.
I have no respect for invertebrates...
They are so spineless.
it is my dream to create a performance entirely based on puns about invertebrates
and it will be called 'a play on worms'
One day, Franz Kafka's sister goes to wake her brother up only to discover that overnight, he has transformed into a giant hideous bug. Terrified, she calls out "Mother! Mother! Come quick. Look at what has happened to Franz!"
Her mother rushes to her son's bedroom only to see him transforme...